[Celes]

My daughter. She's four years old and going to be attending kindergarten this fall. She's awesome.

[Dave P.]

My stepdad. The guy who raised me most of my life. He's like one of my best friends, too bad I can't see him very often, because of his new girlfriend. A psycho bitch who is intolerant of anyone who doesn't view money as their entire life. She's the only person I hate.

[Jasmine]

My girlfriend. I love her. We've been together since February, but it didn't take me long to figure that out. We've enver fought, rarely ever been annoyed by various habits, and we're moving in together soon.

[Jennifer]

My ex-girlfriend. Mother of Celes. I'm kinda obligated to list her, even though she's not exactly one of my favorite people anymore.

[Mom]

Uhh. Yeah. She's helped me out when I've been down & out a few times, and pretty soon it'll be my turn to repay the favour.

[Friends]

[Alicia 2001]

She said she was straight for the longest time... *sigh*... Most of the friends I have that are of the girl persuasion are strangely bi.

[Ashley 2001]

Straight girl. The youngest person I'd consider a friend, since she's only thirteen. Oh, stop thinking like that.

[Corey 2000]

The only punk you'll ever meet who wears only brand name clothing... considering a lot of them don't like brand name. Go figure.

[Dan Ge. 1996]

I met this Dan through the other Dan at the other Dan's 16th birthday in '96. We've been friends ever since. Did that confuse you?

[Dan Gi. 1992]

Met Dan in '92, so he's one of my four oldest friends that have actually stuck around in my life. A big bar-buddy. :)

[Dave H. 2001]

This guy is awesome. Your definitive grunger. Knew him since '01, and he has yet to move back from 100 Mile House.

[Erika 2000]

Erika is the nicest, coolest chick ever (that I'm not attached to, anyway. ;) Whenever I'm hurting for smokes, she helps me out.

[Heather 2000]

Jason's girlfriend. I knew her before Jason. She's bi too.

[Jason 2002]

The most recent of my friends, but this guy shares a few interests with me. Specifically in the gaming aspect.

[Katrina 2001]

One of my bar-buddies. I still can't get how she always whips me at pool. (And she's bi, too!)

[Keith 1991]

I've known this guy since '91. Grew up with him. Then he moved off to the states. Now he's getting married and I'm the Best Man! :)

[Mike 2001]

Mike has an ego... and I hate egomaniacs... But at least he keeps a leash on his ego when he's around me.

[Tianne 2002]

I met Tianne through Jasmine. She's pretty cool, but I'm starting to get sick of hearing, "Hey man, how's you're daughter?" all the FREAKIN' time! Oh yeah, this one's bi.

[Tony 1992]

Known this guy since '92, although he was a couple years younger than me. Still a cool guy, though.

[Family]